Jeggings

Have you heard of these? By now, I think even my husband knows what jeggings are, so I’m pretty sure the rest of the internet does too. Just in case you don’t, “jeggings” are jean leggings. So they’re not made out of denim, but stretchy legging/tights material, but look like jeans. They also practically look painted on, are purportedly comfortable, and are also purportedly susceptible to the “ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack” problem. In other words: PROCEED WITH MAXIMUM CAUTION.

Frankly, I figure the easiest rule to remember for jeggings is that if you are not, say, two years old, and therefore extremely adorable and tiny, DO NOT WEAR JEGGINGS. I even have a visual aid for you, which I recommend you refer to whilst out shopping for clothes. Do you look like this person (who is wearing jeggings)  in any way, shape, or form?

If the answer is no, then put the jeggings down.