According to Clinton Kelly in his book Freaking Fabulous, Fabulous People make their beds every day. So, in my humble, ongoing efforts to not be a complete slob be fabulous, I’ve been trying to remember to make the bed. Well, it also theoretically helps reduce the amount of cat fur on my pillow. You may notice in the photo below that there appears to be some Quality Control issues with my bed-making efforts. Most notably: that lump in the middle of the bed. See it? Right where the eagle’s wing bends:
Pull the covers back and the culprit is easily located. Also, pretty sure he’s shedding hair all up on my pillow. Thanks, Willis.
“And just what are you looking at?”
Oh, nothing Willis. Just the 847,000 cat hairs on my previously immaculate pillow case.
“Do I interrupt you when you’re sleeping?”
Actually, yes. Yes you do. Usually by SNEEZING ON MY FACE. So don’t even start to think we’re even yet.
Well then. Carry on.